Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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