you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
