I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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