Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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