dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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