you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
foreskin is a definite game changer
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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