Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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