# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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