that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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