hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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