my mouth tastes like poor choices
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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