so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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