wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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