I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
