did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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