Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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