I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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