He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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