Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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