god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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