FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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