I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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