It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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