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  it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet

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• (518): View more from New York

  you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.

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• (518): View more from New York

  As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy

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• (951): View more from California

  Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  "Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.

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