so that wasnt chicken after all
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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