Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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