Whod you bang
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Will exercising make me less horny?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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