Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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