the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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