I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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