Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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