well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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