yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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