The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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