The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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