Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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