so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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