i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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