It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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