Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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