If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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