i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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