you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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