I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
