Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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