did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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