your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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