Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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