I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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