Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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