Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It's just like the Real World with babies
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
