I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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