just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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