Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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