Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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