dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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