For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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